(Psychic) Terry On Tour!

"Alright there love, it's Psychic Terry Strange here, celebrity psychic genius and friend to the stars (Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe, Bernard Manning, Lassie and Curd Cobain from Narnia to name a few) and I'm on tour and its AMAZING

I'm in Great Yarmouth at the mo, working in spirit, and meeting all me lovely fans - Ethel, Edna and Enid I'm talking to you in particular, me beautiful blue-rinsed ladies! I've had so many pairs of bloomers, false teeth and flowers thrown at me from me army of obsessed admirers the Strangies it's unreal y'know. I'm really looking forward to tonight when Garry will be channeling the spirits of those what have passed to the other side of life (EG dead) and bringing joy to the masses of people who aren't celebrities. I'll be in the back room of some pub in Great Yarmouth I forget the name of it.

After that Garry has let me know Michael Jackson is performing another concert in heaven for all of the spirits and lucky mediums to enjoy. He will be playing the whole of his Incredible album apparently. Sounds more like hell to me but I'm on the guest list so I've gorra go.

Lots of love and cosmic energy, don't get your chakras in a twist lovers

Psychic Terry Strange"

as told to Brenda Phillips on her mobile
Psychic Terry Strange Administration

Liverpool

Messages From The Afterlife

Psychic Terry Strange is passing on these messages from the afterlife - please email terrystrange777@gmail.com immediately if they mean anything to you:


"Barbara, Ken says the key is in the shed"

"Beryl, or Nerys, this is a message from Dave, or Don, maybe Derek - but not Derek Acorah, he's alive isn't he love - no, Dave (or Don, or Derek) says he's fine now that he's dead, don't worry, also pets live on in the afterlife so Fluffy is there with him. With wings and a halo. And a harp"

"Gladys, I could feel a male presence who is connected to you. He says the smell of your kippers is stinking up the afterlife. Put the kitchen fan on when you cook them you daft cow"

"Bob, there is no death, there is only life....every person is psychic or intuitive to a degree. That is why Betty, or Bernie, or Bernadette forgives you. You weren't to know that she doesn't like french maids outfits"

Please pass these on

Brenda Phillips
Psychic Terry Strange Administrative Team and Manager

Psychic Terry's FREE Psychic Reading

Yes its entirely free and already the requests are whizzing into Terry's inbox!!

However please note Psychic Terry Strange is unable to answer requests from people who are NOT in the UK at this present time, this is due to unusual psychic vibrations in the astral plane because of the current volatile situation in the Middle East.

This free reading is for UK readers only at present as stated,
I am very sorry about this but Garry, Terry's spirit guide and deceased pirate says 'he is proper not feeling it in the States at present, la, you get me?'

Brenda Phillips, Terry's manager

*Please note - Not the noted scientist and atheist Richard Dawkins, this photo was taken by head of the Skeptics Society Of Warrington, Richard 'Dickie' Dawkins

Psychic Terry Strange's Recommended Reading

"What else can I say? Obviously I am a far more gifted psychic than either of these two but they are my dear friends* and I want to support the work they do, I advise you to settle yourself down with a good mug of tea and dig in! Or levitate while doing transcendental aurric meditation if you're a true psychic genius like me"
-Psychic Terry Strange, Liverpool, 2012

*See disclaimers on blog

Psychic Terry Strange Defends Psychic Sally Morgan

Photo Above: The beautiful and talented Psychic Sally Morgan

Brenda Phillips interviewed Psychic Terry Strange and writes:

"There has been a lot of bad press about psychics recently and Terry is concerned that giants of the Spirit world such as Derek Acorah, Joe Power and Psychic Sally Morgan are being targeted by skeptics, cynics and, well, frankly, bastards.

Terry confirms that his Spirit Guide Garry, the spectre of a deceased 18th century pirate, often meets with Psychic Sally's Spirit Guide Dodger, the spectre of a deceased 16th century water vole, who has developed the amazing powers of a Spirit Guide in the afterlife. Therefore, via Garry and Dodger Terry Strange knows a lot about Sally.

For instance Morgan alleges that she had her first psychic experiences aged nine months, and saw her first ghost aged 4. Later, she turned what she saw as a psychic talent into a career as a professional medium. Terry Strange confirms he had his first psychic experience aged eight months when he caught the ghost of Garry, his Scouse Pirate Spirit Guide pissing in his toy box. Or spiritually pissing or whatever it is ghosts do the equivalent of. This was also his first ghost sighting, beating Psychic Sally's claim by a good three years 5 months or thereabouts. Not that he's counting but technically this shows Terry probably has much greater powers.

However the main controversy about Psychic Sally which Terry Strange (Psychic) wants to address is this:

During a show in Dublin, Ireland in September 2011, Sally Morgan was accused of receiving information about her audience members from an offstage confederate, which she then repeated in her "psychic readings". Following a show at the Grand Canal Theatre, several callers to radio network RTE reported that they had overheard a male voice relaying information to Sally from the control room at the rear of the theatre. A caller said, "The first half of the show went really well but when the second half started we could clearly hear a man's voice coming from the window behind us. Everything he said, the psychic would say 10 seconds later. It was as if she was having the information relayed to her." Sally Morgan responded to The Guardian's report on her web site denying the involvement of all Grand Canal Theatre employees and stating that her head microphone was a one-way device.

Terry Strange can now reveal that Psychic Sally was definitely NOT receiving information through a head microphone. This is LIES, EVIL LIES put around by scumwads who want to destroy the good reputation of Psychic Sally for their own twisted ends.

Terry Strange KNOWS that Sally's talent is genuine because ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION HER SPIRIT GUIDE DODGER HAD SPIRIT FLU AND COULD NOT RELAY MESSAGES FROM THE AFTERLIFE WITH HIS USUAL CHIRPY SQUEAKS AND SNUFFLES. INSTEAD TERRY STRANGE LOANED GARRY, HIS OWN SPIRIT GUIDE, TO SALLY FOR THE NIGHT!!!

THIS IS A FACT!

LEAVE HER ALONE YOU CYNICAL SHITEHAWKS

PEACE AND LOVE

TERRY STRANGE"

The Day David Blaine Slept On Terry's Inflateable Bed In The Spare Room

Terry has completed five renditions of the new Michael Jackson album to excited fans today, including one to that bloke off Britains Got Talent or the X-Factor or whatever national karaoke contest it was. That chap who dressed like Michael Jackson and sang really badly and sulked a lot anyway. Terry was sure it was him as the person on the other end of the phone just wept and kept saying 'Michael I love you' all the way through 'Blame It On Bubbles'. Anyway, a good first day however Terry says being possessed by Michael has really worn him out and Michael Jackson is also exhausted in the spirit world although he is in a better condition than Terry! Or not, if you consider that he is, well, dead.

Terry will re-open the renditions next week so get your requests in as there are already 100 people on the list (a good mix of old time hardcore Strangies and new Michael Jackson fans Terry thinks!)
Terry will be singing in either telephone meetings or in 121 meetings in the conservatory.

He is having a well-earned lie down now in the spare room, which reminded me of the time back in 1998 when he had a telephone call from none other than David Blaine who got in touch to say he had felt the psychic vibrations from Terry on the aeroplane over from America and was straight on his way to Liverpool! Terry and the young David ended up at the pub and after a few shandies David ended up staying on our inflateable bed, worse for wear, the big saft wuss!! David is still great friends with Terry and they buy each other a thimble every time they visit a new town. It was Terry that David turned to when he did his 'frozen in a block of ice for 3 months' trick. Terry suggested he wore 'good thick socks'.

Brenda Phillips
Terry's Manager

Are YOU Very Terry?? Strangies Unite!!

"We Are!"

(The Birkenhead Massive - Terry Strange Fan Club, 2011)

Terry Strange is, without question, the number eighteen psychic in the UK, bridging the gap between the niche cult shows to mainstream talk shows which rely on personality and the ability to capture the imagination with a star covered cape, a viking helmet and eyes which radiate psychic charm, and, more importantly, hypnotism.

Terry Strange is an intensely private person except when doing large displays of mediumship and/or group transcendental aura massage. This arcane knowledge was passed to Terry by his spirit guide Garry, who in a previous life (eg before being a Merseyside pirate who was wrongly hanged) was a Serpent King from the lost city of Atlantis called Zapalapalulu.

Terry has adapted Garry's teachings for the 21st century and now has his own unique religion, the Church Of Spiritual-ology, combining disciplines and knowledge from a wide variety of sources including Scientology, Christianity, Kung-fu and the once-forgotten Serpent Magick of Atlantis.

Terry's fans are legion and call themselves 'Strangies'. If you are 'Very Terry' leave a comment below!

Brenda Phillips
Manager Of Terry Strange

PS Because Terry has been inundated with requests for renditions of Michael Jackson's new album 'Afterlife', I have arranged to open the phone line for private sittings between 10.30 am and 12 noon tomorrow, the 10th July. Terry will contact you in due course, please have your credit cards ready. Terry regrets you are not allowed to record what you hear due to copyright reasons, and if you do, Terry says your house will be infested with a poltergeist before you can say 'I'm Very Terry'

Michael Jackson's New Album "Afterlife" Revealed by Celebrity Psychic Terry Strange

Brenda Phillips, manager and partner of Terry Strange, voted 18th most popular celebrity Psychic by the UK's Take A Break magazine* is honoured to confirm that late superstar Michael Jackson is close to completing his new album "Afterlife"

Boasting a line-up which includes Jimi Hendrix on guitar, Keith Moon on drums, Roman centurion Pontifus Maximus on harp and Donna Summer on backing vocals "Afterlife" should prove to be a real "Thriller" according to Terry!

Over to Terry:

"Some skeptics have questioned my relationship with the late Michael Jackson but he is a dear friend. If it hadn't been for me my Spirit Guide Garry has confirmed that Michael would have puked ectoplasm all over Derek Acorah rather than answer questions on his TV Seance which was voted the Worst Program on TV in 2009, unfairly in my opinion. Michael has such a big heart and so much love to give that he truly wants his fans to keep hearing his music even though his body and vocal chords are no longer with us in the 'real world'. Mikey has put together a brilliant band of the undead to accompany him and he says the Roman Centurion Pontifus Maximus is a real find, even though he has been dead for nearly 2000 years! Mikey just wishes that Phil Collins was dead so he could play drums for him! Apparently Keith Moon is so loud on drums that Jesus Himself had to ask them to turn the noise down at rehearsals!"

Terry explains how fans can hear the new album:

"As Michael is a ghost it is quite a challenge to get the album recorded. I tried leaving a tape recording overnight in a quiet cellar while Mikey and his band played but even after playing the tape, rewinding it, changing the volume, playing it backwards etc. for about 2 weeks there was nothing on there you could call, well, anything resembling music really. Mikey and I were very disappointed. I felt the warm feeling as Mikey entered my psychic aurra (meaning he had made contact) and only caught a sad, forlorn "Eeeee-heeeee" to know how upset Mikey was.

So, what we have agreed is for the small sum of £100 (or $175) fans can email me to set up a meeting. During the meeting (or phone call) Michael will possess me and I will sing the whole new album to them, possessed by the spirit of Michael Jackson. I am astonished how similar my voice has become compared to Michael's now he has passed on. He really does sound like a 50 year old man from Liverpool! It is uncanny! So all you Strangies or MJ fans - GET IN TOUCH!'

Terry confirms the tracklisting:

1. Don't Stop Til You're Dead Enough

Michael's little joke - a haunting ballad

2. Flake Advert

Michael's cover version of that song with the gorilla playing the drums**

3. Blame It On Bubbles

A humourous song about Michael being unable to find his trousers when entertaining a group of teenage boys at Graceland, then finding out his cheeky chimp has hidden them!

4. Save The Earth Song (Make It A Better Place)

Michael says he's not that bothered about Earth now he's dead after all

5. Strange Song

Michael felt I needed my own song after all the help I've given him since he died - really touching this one

6. Wanna Be Thrilling And Rocking With You Billy Jean

A party starter medley for the Michael Jackson fans out there!

So there you have it!!

Terry's STRANGIE update

Many fans of Terry Strange have started to call themselves 'Strangies' and are wearing home-made T-shirts with slogans such as 'I'm Very Terry' or 'I'm In Psychic Range Of Terry Strange' - while Terry loves your devotion, gifts and money (mostly money) he would like to confirm the name Terry Strange is copyrighted. He has also issued 'takedown notices' to Youtube and to a number of Fansites regarding his images, live recordings of his seances and those people manufacturing and selling bootleg Terry Strange badges, scarves, CDs and DVDs on Ebay.

Terry's Price List Update

Please contact Terry directly by email for prices in sterling, dollars and euros

Terry's current range of services include:

Transcendental Aura Massage

Seances

Terrot Card readings

(like traditional Tarot cards but with a 'Terry Twist')

Medium Schooling

Laying On Of Hands

Morphic Field Readings

Terry's Journey Into The Unknown

(annual cruise Liverpool - Gateshead, return included)

NEW Michael Jackson 'Afterlife' album recital!

NEW Healing Hands Of Terry Strange

NEW Terry's Strange Tours Of Liverpool

NEW The Man Who Has Fights With Dead People - Exorcism and Ghost-hunting the Terry Strange Way

*The Take A Break article detailed positions 1-17, Terry has it on good authority from the hack who wrote it that it would've been him at #18, however they had to replace his page with an article about a dog that could juggle

**Terry understands this is called 'In The Air Tonight' by Phil Collins and has since bought the CD, and a four pack of Flakes. The power of advertising!!

My Psychic Feud With Yvette Fielding Part Two

The Story So Far:

I, Terry Strange, voted 18th most popular celebrity paranormal detective in the world, had been invited to join the TV presenters on Most Haunted. I would be working alongside Derek Acorah (genuine psychic powers) and Yvette Fielding (ex-Blue Peter, probably not genuine psychic powers, screams a lot) and the Other Bloke Who Says He Is A Skeptic. However due to an administrative oversight on my part (I should've seen that coming aha ha ha ha) I had mislaid the letter from the producer asking me to be #1 Psychic on the show and was kept back in the small crowd of general public gathered excitedly round the Most Haunted truck.

Now, from what I remember this was in Doncaster. Or was it County Durham? So many years have rolled by and still my psychic feud with Fielding continues. She really bears a grudge that girl!

I had established that the late 'slap and tickle hows your father' comedian Benny Hill was her spirit guide though I could tell that Fielding didn't know this. If she did she would surely have gone on and on at length about it on the program. My own spirit guide Garry said Benny Hill was still spending his time chasing large groups of half-naked lady ghosts around a park in the afterlife and was probably too busy to psychically get in touch with Fielding in the usual supernatural way that spirit guides do.

In that case then why was Fielding always going on about 'asking ghosts to show themselves' and/or squealing at the slightest sound? Yes, she is a girl, but she must surely be making it up if her actual spirit guide was busy running around after lady ghosts and not assisting her.

I once more fought my way thru the crowd to the security guard, no mean feat when one is wearing a long cape covered in moons and stars and a viking helmet. I asked to speak directly with Derek Acorah, as we are personal friends (well, technically my spirit guide Garry is friends with Derek's spirit guide Sam). The security guard said the program was about to start filming and Derek was 'tuning his aura using transcendental meditation'.
I used my own psychic abilties to discern that Derek was actually sat on the bog in the Most Haunted truck, having a crafty fag and reading The Sun, lingering over page 3.

It was at that point that Fielding stepped down from the Most Haunted truck (to about three cheers from the Acorah-worshippers) and saw me in the crowd

"Terry Strange" she said, in her loud squeaky voice and looked directly at me "Guard, seize him!"

I knew then that things were going to take a turn for the worse (in Part Three)

Terry Strange

My Psychic Feud With Yvette Fielding From Most Haunted

Many people will only know Yvette Fielding from the time she had a denim jacket and a mullet on Blue Peter.

However, apart from a celebrity edition of Come Dine With Me, her career did not end there.

No, for some time Yvette Fielding also pretended to be 'medium-ish' or 'medium-esque' on Most Haunted, TV's popular Derek Acorah vehicle, until he was unfortunately sacked.

It was during the 'Acorah Years' as we in the Psychic Community Of Golden Spirits call them in which I, Terry Strange, paranormal detective and spiritual genius came into conflict with Yvette Fielding.

Although Fielding does not know it, she has a Guardian Angel called Baz and her spirit guide is none other than the late comedian Benny Hill.

I sensed this immediately many years ago, when I, Terry Strange, journeyed to see Most Haunted Live to offer my own mighty talents in assisting these amateurs (apart from Derek) in their quest to hunt ghosts.

I had been asked to join the Most Haunted TV team by their producer at the time, however due to a psychic attack by a Satanic demon I had accidentally put the invitation letter in the recycling bin the week before and was unable to produce it to the large man on security duty. His mind was closed to the ways of the psychic -  meaning I was unable to influence him with my awesomely brilliant hypnotic powers of the Third Mind.

It was at this point Yvette Fielding appeared from the Most Haunted trailer, to the screams of the general public gathered around the security fence. I was jostled by the middle aged women around me and immediately was able to see a rotund little man following Fielding out of the truck wearing a beret and doing a strange salute, though nobody else could.

My own spirit guide Garry confirmed that this was Yvette Fielding's spirit guide, the late mildly pornographic comedian, Benny Hill.  Benny Hill's spirit had actually been watching Fielding taking a shower in the Most Haunted truck moments before, and was quite excited.


I knew then that Yvette Fielding was in a whole universe of psychic trouble

To be continued

Terry Strange

Introduction....

This article is reprinted from the fanzine 'Psychics Uk' and was conducted by Brenda Phillips, secretary of The Terry Strange Fanclub 'It's A Strange World'.


"I journeyed to Terry's beautiful semi-detached home in Merseyside to interview him and get to know the real Terry Strange! I know many of you 'Strangies' want to get to know what makes him tick, but as ever, our favourite psychic is hard to pin down!

Brenda Phillips (BP): 'Terry, obviously the first thing people always want to know is - how did you find your spirit guide, Garry?'

Terry Strange (TS): 'I'm glad you asked that Brenda. I did not find Garry so much as he found me! And if I could just clarify that its Garry with 'two r's' not one, Garry gets very cross if you mis-spell his name, then objects start rattling and flying around the room Garry is a pirate from Merseyside who was hanged in 1758 for a crime he didn't commit. We first met when I was 7. He appeared in my room and said my Guardian Angel, Boris, had sent him to help me find my way into the Strange World Of The Spirit. This came as no surprise as I had seen angels and phantoms since I was a baby. I communicated telepathically with my Guardian Angel Boris before I could speak.

BP: So you've always been psychic?

TS: Yes, when I was 3 I had a friend, a green pixie called Polecat Hubbins, who lived at the bottom of the garden

BP: An imaginary friend?

TS: No, he is real. He follows me around. I am friends with all the fairy folk, although I have been engaged in actual deadly physical combat with a werewolf, a vampire, a sasquatch and a yeti. Not all at the same time though! Thats a story for another day!

BP: Where did you get the name 'The Ghost-Fighter'?

TS: Garry tells me all 'satanic' or 'dark' phantoms are terrified of me, evil spirits and so on. I am brilliant at doing exorcisms. That is why I am now personal friends with Michael Jackson, Elvis, Amy Winehouse and Rod Hull. They know that if they are threatened by a phantom or menaced by a ghoul in the afterlife I can call on the full array of my awesome psychic abilities to defeat the wicked ghosts.

BP: Wow! I didn't realise you are personal friends with those celebrities!! Tell us more, when did you become friends with Michael Jackson, Terry?

TS:  I remember the first time I 'connected' with Michael Jackson well, I was in HMV looking to buy the new Michael Bolton CD and for some reason I couldn't find any in the CD racks. I felt the usual warm feeling I get when I connect to the spirit world, and a high-pitched voice whispered to me "ABC, easy as 1-2-3" and then I realised that this was Michael Jackson telling me that Michael Bolton's CDs were in 'B' and not 'M' where I had been looking-his psychic advice really helped. I often unwind with music to blot out the whispers of the dead in my mind and am a big fan of Michael Bolton, Michael Buble and Phil Collins. As much as I love Michael Jackson I wish those three were dead so I could be friends with them too! Luckily Michael Jackson wasn't upset that I wasn't buying any of his CDs either! But really apart from Off The Wall and Thriller why would I? And I got those both for a pound each off a car boot sale in Birkenhead some years ago.

BP: So you and Michael Jackson became friends after that?.

TS: Yes, he is recording a new album in the spirit world called 'Afterlife'. Garry, my spirit guide, said Michael calls me his 'manager' and actually it was on my advice that Michael did the seance with Derek Acorah which you can still watch on Youtube. If you are highly spiritual like me you may have also seen Michael moonwalking at his Tribute Show. As an invisible ghost.

BP: What does the future hold for Terry Strange?

TS: I foresee that I will help police more on high profile cases. I have already helped solve a case involving a missing shopping trolley for Lidl and hope to use my abilities more along those lines, such as when Joe Power located Karen Matthews daughter, or was the missing daughter called Karen Matthews?My spirit guide Garry is also keen for me to train ordinary normal people in maximising their own psychic abilities. I don't want to jump on any bandwagons and 'do a cruise' as people like Joe Power or Sylvia Browne are doing though, no I want to take my fans on a 'spiritual journey' as well as a physical one. It will just happen to be on a boat.

BP: Thank you Terry Strange, psychic genius and friend of the stars!

NEXT ON TERRY'S BLOG

HOW I FOUGHT A VAMPIRE ON A PACKAGE COACH HOLIDAY TO TRANSYLVANIA IN 1988

MY FEUD WITH MOST HAUNTED'S YVETTE FIELDING