When Psychic Terry Met Garry

Psychic Terry Strange has returned from the V Festival:

"It was a very successful two hours and I gave many readings to drunken teenagers who I believe are called 'Elmos' after the popular childrens TV show Sesame Street. I predicted their GCSE grades and how much they would be bullied in the new term, the awful little bastards.

Garry also helped me, he is my spirit guide sent by my guardian angel and I am the latest in a long line of celebrity spiritualists and psychics which Garry has helped, soon after he was hanged by the neck until dead for a crime he didn't commit some 250 years ago. Garry has helped Psychic Sally as we already know, he has helped Sylvia Brown, he helped Joe Power when Joe successfully found Karen Matthews and he helped Doris Stokes.

He greatly enjoyed the V Festival as well and spent much time in the higher side of life while there drinking spirit ale with his mates Sam, Derek Acorah's spirit guide, Mary Queen Of Scots, King Henry the 8th and his six wives, Sid James and Jim Morrison.

I remember the first time I met Garry, I was six and my Granny Power said 'I can see a pirate stood by you our Tezza' (I wasn't called Psychic Terry then) and then he materialised in thin air, looking just like Captain Jack Sparrow does in the popular movies. In fact Johnny Depp has confirmed that he took the whole 'Captain Jack' look from Garry who he saw when he was 16 at a Ouija Board session in Hollywood.  Amazing, la!"

Psychic Terry Strange is on tour in County Durham, Lincolnshire and Great Yarmouth ('one for the coffin dodgers, they'll be in spirit themselves soon' he laughs)

In conversatiuon with:
Brenda Phillips
Psychic Terry Strange Administration Team
Liverpool

Messages From The Afterlife

Psychic Terry Strange is passing on these messages from the afterlife - please email terrystrange777@gmail.com immediately if they mean anything to you:


"Barbara, Ken says the key is in the shed"

"Beryl, or Nerys, this is a message from Dave, or Don, maybe Derek - but not Derek Acorah, he's alive isn't he love - no, Dave (or Don, or Derek) says he's fine now that he's dead, don't worry, also pets live on in the afterlife so Fluffy is there with him. With wings and a halo. And a harp"

"Gladys, I could feel a male presence who is connected to you. He says the smell of your kippers is stinking up the afterlife. Put the kitchen fan on when you cook them you daft cow"

"Bob, there is no death, there is only life....every person is psychic or intuitive to a degree. That is why Betty, or Bernie, or Bernadette forgives you. You weren't to know that she doesn't like french maids outfits"

Please pass these on

Brenda Phillips
Psychic Terry Strange Administrative Team and Manager

HURRY! Free Online Readings by Psychic Terry Strange Is A Limited Offer

Psychic Terry Strange, Take A Break magazine's 18th most popular celebrity psychic, whose famous clients include Torvill & Dean, the Chuckle Brothers, June Whitfield's sister-in-law, the late Sir Winston Churchill and the late Michael Jackson is VERY PLEASED to announce that he is starting up his ONLINE PSYCHIC READINGS again, so that YOU, the general public can be put in touch with the WORLD OF THE SPIRIT by Terry and his Spirit Guide, 18th century pirate Garry.

Merely by sending an email to terrystrange777@gmail.com Terry and Garry will swirl around the spiritual world of the afterlife and deliver to you messages from dead celebrities and your own dead relatives once they get in touch.

Terry Strange has developed many amazing psychic powers which have confounded skeptics and cynics and scientists alike, as well as bringing joy to the readers of Take A Break, Heat and many TV pullout sections of tabloid newspapers.

Terry asks that to put yourself in contact with the World Of Spirit you first touch your own fingerprint to the amazing psychically-charged fingerprint below, which thru the Serpent Magick of Atlantis Terry has imbued with massive amounts of spiritual energy:

Terry says you must then CONCENTRATE, CONCENTRATE, CONCENTRATE on the World Of The Spirit.

Now you have reached this heightened state of psychic awareness copy and paste and fill out the following into an email and send it to Terry.

Please ensure you complete ALL of the form, Psychic Terry Strange regrets he will be unable to engage his Spirit Guide Garry if all the information is not present.

 

 

Your name:

Your age:

Your address:

The names of anyone who has passed away who you wish to get in contact with:

 

The names of any celebrities you really like *preferably dead* EG Princess Diana, Charlie Chaplin, Hitler, that type of thing - what do you want to ask them, or know about them:

 

Any questions you would like the World Of Spirit to specifically answer EG Is there a Heaven, did Grandad Bob suffer before he died etc:

 

Then send this on and the World Of Spirit will contact Terry Strange and you will receive a reply in 3-5 working days!!

*THIS INITIAL PSYCHIC CONSULTATION IS FREE!*

Brenda Phillips, Terry Strange Psychic & Paranormal Industries

Please note - no timewasters please, or deranged Strangie stalkers who are 'in love' with Terry

Psychic Terry's FREE Psychic Reading

Yes its entirely free and already the requests are whizzing into Terry's inbox!!

However please note Psychic Terry Strange is unable to answer requests from people who are NOT in the UK at this present time, this is due to unusual psychic vibrations in the astral plane because of the current volatile situation in the Middle East.

This free reading is for UK readers only at present as stated,
I am very sorry about this but Garry, Terry's spirit guide and deceased pirate says 'he is proper not feeling it in the States at present, la, you get me?'

Brenda Phillips, Terry's manager

*Please note - Not the noted scientist and atheist Richard Dawkins, this photo was taken by head of the Skeptics Society Of Warrington, Richard 'Dickie' Dawkins

Psychic Terry Strange's Recommended Reading

"What else can I say? Obviously I am a far more gifted psychic than either of these two but they are my dear friends* and I want to support the work they do, I advise you to settle yourself down with a good mug of tea and dig in! Or levitate while doing transcendental aurric meditation if you're a true psychic genius like me"
-Psychic Terry Strange, Liverpool, 2012

*See disclaimers on blog

Psychic Terry Strange Defends Psychic Sally Morgan

Photo Above: The beautiful and talented Psychic Sally Morgan

Brenda Phillips interviewed Psychic Terry Strange and writes:

"There has been a lot of bad press about psychics recently and Terry is concerned that giants of the Spirit world such as Derek Acorah, Joe Power and Psychic Sally Morgan are being targeted by skeptics, cynics and, well, frankly, bastards.

Terry confirms that his Spirit Guide Garry, the spectre of a deceased 18th century pirate, often meets with Psychic Sally's Spirit Guide Dodger, the spectre of a deceased 16th century water vole, who has developed the amazing powers of a Spirit Guide in the afterlife. Therefore, via Garry and Dodger Terry Strange knows a lot about Sally.

For instance Morgan alleges that she had her first psychic experiences aged nine months, and saw her first ghost aged 4. Later, she turned what she saw as a psychic talent into a career as a professional medium. Terry Strange confirms he had his first psychic experience aged eight months when he caught the ghost of Garry, his Scouse Pirate Spirit Guide pissing in his toy box. Or spiritually pissing or whatever it is ghosts do the equivalent of. This was also his first ghost sighting, beating Psychic Sally's claim by a good three years 5 months or thereabouts. Not that he's counting but technically this shows Terry probably has much greater powers.

However the main controversy about Psychic Sally which Terry Strange (Psychic) wants to address is this:

During a show in Dublin, Ireland in September 2011, Sally Morgan was accused of receiving information about her audience members from an offstage confederate, which she then repeated in her "psychic readings". Following a show at the Grand Canal Theatre, several callers to radio network RTE reported that they had overheard a male voice relaying information to Sally from the control room at the rear of the theatre. A caller said, "The first half of the show went really well but when the second half started we could clearly hear a man's voice coming from the window behind us. Everything he said, the psychic would say 10 seconds later. It was as if she was having the information relayed to her." Sally Morgan responded to The Guardian's report on her web site denying the involvement of all Grand Canal Theatre employees and stating that her head microphone was a one-way device.

Terry Strange can now reveal that Psychic Sally was definitely NOT receiving information through a head microphone. This is LIES, EVIL LIES put around by scumwads who want to destroy the good reputation of Psychic Sally for their own twisted ends.

Terry Strange KNOWS that Sally's talent is genuine because ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION HER SPIRIT GUIDE DODGER HAD SPIRIT FLU AND COULD NOT RELAY MESSAGES FROM THE AFTERLIFE WITH HIS USUAL CHIRPY SQUEAKS AND SNUFFLES. INSTEAD TERRY STRANGE LOANED GARRY, HIS OWN SPIRIT GUIDE, TO SALLY FOR THE NIGHT!!!

THIS IS A FACT!

LEAVE HER ALONE YOU CYNICAL SHITEHAWKS

PEACE AND LOVE

TERRY STRANGE"