Skinwalkers

My American colleagues have informed me that not only is the area we are hunting Bigfoot full of these strange stupid creatures it is also rife with Skinwalkers, which I believe are Red Indians who can turn into supernatural hairy monsters. While this does not frighten myself, an experienced psychic genius, in the slightest (I intend on buying an UZI or something when I get to the States) I welcome your thoughts on how to tackle this monster.

I would like to hear from all paranormal investigators or psychics on this matter, please email me at terrystrange777@gmail.com or leave a comment  - no Strangies please, worrying I will be torn limb from limb

Psychic Terry Strange

(Psychic) Terry On Tour!

"Alright there love, it's Psychic Terry Strange here, celebrity psychic genius and friend to the stars (Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe, Bernard Manning, Lassie and Curd Cobain from Narnia to name a few) and I'm on tour and its AMAZING

I'm in Great Yarmouth at the mo, working in spirit, and meeting all me lovely fans - Ethel, Edna and Enid I'm talking to you in particular, me beautiful blue-rinsed ladies! I've had so many pairs of bloomers, false teeth and flowers thrown at me from me army of obsessed admirers the Strangies it's unreal y'know. I'm really looking forward to tonight when Garry will be channeling the spirits of those what have passed to the other side of life (EG dead) and bringing joy to the masses of people who aren't celebrities. I'll be in the back room of some pub in Great Yarmouth I forget the name of it.

After that Garry has let me know Michael Jackson is performing another concert in heaven for all of the spirits and lucky mediums to enjoy. He will be playing the whole of his Incredible album apparently. Sounds more like hell to me but I'm on the guest list so I've gorra go.

Lots of love and cosmic energy, don't get your chakras in a twist lovers

Psychic Terry Strange"

as told to Brenda Phillips on her mobile
Psychic Terry Strange Administration

Liverpool

Psychic Terry Strange's FIRST BOOK Announced

The AMAZING photo above was taken by Professor Charlton at Liverpool University and is taken with a specially designed digital camera designed by the Professor himself, which has been attuned to spiritual vibrations. This particular photo was taken while Psychic Terry Strange received an instruction from BEYOND THIS WORLD from Garry, his Spirit Guide, to tell the Professor important confidential information. The photo CLEARLY shows Psychic Terry's Aurra being affected by THE WORLD OF SPIRIT when he was using TRANCE MEDITATION.

 

 If you look closely you may see 'rings of cosmic energy' emanating from Psychic Terry's EYES.

 

Psychic Terry Strange confirms "Only gifted spiritual people can see my cosmic rings on this photo. If it looks like a normal photo of me you may need to re-examine your spiritual life as your soul is that of a cynic or atheist, you need to enter into God's world"

Psychic Terry Strange is currently working on his first book "Psychic Terry Strange's Strange Psychic Sensational Adventures"

 

This will include:

 

His feud with Yvette Fielding and how they made up telepathically in Slough!

 

His fight with a Yeti in the foothills of Nepal!

 

His crazy drinking session in Atlantis with Elvis, Amy Winehouse and Winston Churchill!

 

His spirit guide Garry's Guide To The Afterlife!

 

His backstage pass to see Michael Jackson's amazing post-death concert in Heaven!

 

His tough upbringing on the streets of Liverpool!

The time his spirit guide Garry and his pirate mates from the Other Side Of Life battled and defeated a poltergeist which had been tormenting Psychic Terry Strange when he was a mere 14 year old

 

Some of his racy encounters with his obsessed female fanbase 'the Strangies'!

 

More to come!!

HURRY - FREE ONLINE PSYCHIC READING

DUE TO MASSIVE DEMAND PSYCHIC TERRY STRANGE'S FREE ONLINE PSYCHIC READINGS ARE DUE TO CONTINUE UNTIL THE END OF DECEMBER 2012

PSYCHIC TERRY STRANGE ADMINISTRATION TEAM CONFIRMS AN ADMINISTRATION FEE OF £39.99 WILL APPLY FROM OCTOBER 31ST 2012 FOR EACH EMAIL REPLY.
PLEASE NOTE ALTHOUGH PSYCHIC TERRY STRANGE IS THE UK'S 18TH MOST POPULAR PSYCHIC For entertainment purposes only. You must be 18 or older to utilize our services.

Psychic Terry Strange makes no representations or warranties, express or implied, with respect to: the accuracy, relevancy, or quality of information. And does not assume and hereby disclaims any liability to any person or entity for any loss or damages (including, without limitation, physical, mental, special, indirect, spiritual, cosmic, incidental or consequential) caused in regard to any information and\or any suggestion(s) or advice provided to you through this service by any and all Psychic Terry Strange readings, or as a result of your use of this service, regardless of whether resulting from negligence, accident, or any other cause whatsoever. Health and\or medical related advice given by Psychic Terry Strange should be checked out by a licensed medical practioner before being acted upon. Other than that Psychic Terry Strange is a channel for the spirit guide Garry, an 18th century Merseyside pirate hanged by the neck until dead for a crime he did not commit. Garry is an accurate spirit guide but we cannot guarantee the accuracy of his channeling if Garry has been on the ale or with a comely wench. If Garry is not available Psychic Terry Strange also channels the psychic emanations of Maximus Pontificus, a Roman centurion and of Ba-zum-ga, a 1st century druid.

PSYCHIC Terry Strange AND IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

 

Please note - Psychic Terry Strange is currently on tour

 

Email responses are now on a 7-15 day turnaround rather than the usual 3-5 working day customer service agreement

 

We regret this unfortunate reduction in response times, however Psychic Terry Strange will complete 'brief, limited versions' of his Free Online Psychic Readings in the interrim.

 

Please also note due to a name change by deed poll YOU MUST REFER TO PSYCHIC TERRY STRANGE ONLY AS PSYCHIC TERRY STRANGE

- he will no longer respond to any messages where he is mentioned as 'Terry Strange', 'Terry', 'Tezza', 'Our Tez', 'Gorgeous Sexy Terry' or 'The Doctor Of Love Terry Strange'

 

ONLY PSYCHIC TERRY STRANGE IS ACCEPTABLE

Psychic Terry Strange has consulted both Michael Jackson, the deceased King Of Pop and Curd Cobain, the deceased King of Grunge (who Psychic Terry Strange had not even heard of until last week when he rudely interrupted a seance Psychic Terry Strange was holding in Crewe) and both agree this is something he should stick to going forward.

 

also PLEASE GET YOUR REQUESTS FOR FREE ONLINE READINGS IN BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS OCTOBER 31ST 2012

THE SERVICE WILL BE WITHDRAWN AND AN ADMIN CHARGE OF £39.99 WILL BE MADE FOR EVERY READING AFTER THAT DATE

 

Brenda Phillips

Psychic Terry Strange Administration Team

Liverpool

Psychic Terry Strange to appear at UK 'V Festival'

Junior Strangies dancing to 'pop music' at V Festival, 2011

The Psychic Terry Strange blog is PROUD to announce that Psychic Terry Strange, the world's 18th most popular psychic medium, spiritualist investigator and all-round spiritual genius is appearing at the V Festival again this year!

Many Strangies will be aware that Psychic Terry Strange set up a 'Psychic Hub' in his motorhome in the car park of V Festival at Weston Park in 2011 which proved to be a roaring success and was also extremely handy for making a quick journey back down the A5 and back up the M6 to Liverpool before the police or car park security got to him and moved the queue along.

Psychic Terry Strange has once more promised to grace the presence of pop fans, ticket touts, groupies, hamburger salesmen and people sneaking into the festival with a bag of wine strapped inside their pants.

"2011 was a brilliant year for my 'guerilla readings' where I turn up at events and literally 'psychic' the public where they stand. With my free online readings so popular, I have now done dozens of emails, I decided to power up the motorhome and set the 'Psychic Hub' up again. I foresee 2012 will be even better, particularly as I have managed to buy a new chemical toilet with the profit I made last year. Unfortunately the V Festival organisers once again ignored my request to get a slot before the headline act on the main stage, who I have been told is Gary Williams from Take This. I'm not really up on modern pop music, real soul acts like Michael Bolton or hardcore reggae like UB40 is more my thing.
Anyway for anyone who fancies a free psychic reading at this year's festival I will be there on Saturday between 2pm - 4pm in my motorhome. I already know your names. If the motorhome isn't there (its black and painted in stars) we're probably just quickly moving it to another spot, so keep a look out. I will also be signing my photos and for £15 will allow you to have a photo taken with me"

Psychic Terry Strange, August 2012


Free Online Readings still available (see blog), some reviews of Psychic Terry's online and 1-2-1 readings:

"Psychic Terry Strange is unbelievable. He knew so much about me its almost like he read my facebook profile. Mystic Meg had better watch out!"  Mr G Riffiths, Osset

"I have been to many psychics and love fact-based documentaries like Most Haunted although Yvette Fielding does my head in. All she does is scream like a child in the dark, get a life! However Psychic Terry Strange is so accurate that I thought he was cold reading me at first until his psychic spirit guide Garry told me to stop being a skeptic in a broad 18th century scouse accent."  B Tall, Widnes

"I asked Psychic Terry Strange how the dead actually talk to him as they are ghosts with no vocal cords. I have never been punched so hard in my life, I thought my nose was broken, but Psychic Terry Strange confirmed I had been smashed with ectoplasm from the spirit world for asking 'stupid bloody questions' even though I'm sure it was his actual fist. This proves ghosts are real in my opinion. When I was sat in A&E I realised it was the best £48 I had ever spent" P Tang, former skeptic, London

Messages From The Afterlife

Psychic Terry Strange is passing on these messages from the afterlife - please email terrystrange777@gmail.com immediately if they mean anything to you:


"Barbara, Ken says the key is in the shed"

"Beryl, or Nerys, this is a message from Dave, or Don, maybe Derek - but not Derek Acorah, he's alive isn't he love - no, Dave (or Don, or Derek) says he's fine now that he's dead, don't worry, also pets live on in the afterlife so Fluffy is there with him. With wings and a halo. And a harp"

"Gladys, I could feel a male presence who is connected to you. He says the smell of your kippers is stinking up the afterlife. Put the kitchen fan on when you cook them you daft cow"

"Bob, there is no death, there is only life....every person is psychic or intuitive to a degree. That is why Betty, or Bernie, or Bernadette forgives you. You weren't to know that she doesn't like french maids outfits"

Please pass these on

Brenda Phillips
Psychic Terry Strange Administrative Team and Manager

Psychic Terry Strange: Praise For Terry!

Hello, Brenda Phillips here from the Psychic Terry Strange Administration Team!

Psychic Terry Strange has informed me that some of the online requests for Limited Offer Free Psychic Readings (see blog entries) have to be returned due to the online form not being completed in full.  Psychic Terry Strange confirms that for he, and his deceased pirate Spirit Guide Garry to be able to work in the spirit realm full information is required to do so. Without this your requests cannot be processed. Thank you!

Here is some recent praise for Psychic Terry Strange from people who have dared to open their souls to the man referred to as 'the UK's own (and only) Psychic Genius'*

"Psychic Terry Strange's readings are positive and uplifting. He has many abilities that he uses during readings although I have never paid for one of his topless aurra massages, even though I hear they are fab. He is highly accurate with Clairvoyance, Empathy and the ability to channel loved ones who have died and crossed over. You will immediately notice he is a candid, caring and honest reader. He puts me at ease and I love it when the spirit of my dead husband Geoff possesses him and he does that funny thing with his eyes. Well worth £42 for an hours sitting' - J Matthews, Ormskirk

"Psychic Terry Strange's readings are very personal and highly detailed, sometimes to the point of being uncomfortable, its as if he's hacked my mobile phone. He leaves nothing out of my readings and his spirit guide Garry is always good fun although he can be crude, he once threatened to "go poltergeist on my fat ass" but that is the price you pay for spiritual accuracy." - D Thomas, Kent

 "Psychic Terry Strange will not just tell you want you want to hear, but what you need to know and sometimes what you don't need to know such as when he accidentally told me I would be run over and killed by a bus in 2015. He gives me complete and important information about my life, although admittedly there is only three years left of it  and I now rarely go out. He addresses my concerns, and never hesitates to be truthful with me, or sugarcoat the situation. He has the power and unique abilities to make things drastically change in my life (unlike other dishonest psychics who claim they can, but cannot). He is truly gifted, and has proven to many people that hispowers are real.He did state he could turn invisible and even this proved to be true, although my neighbour said that he had hopped over the fence and hid behind her wheelie bins for half an hour. I do not believe this as Psychic Terry Strange is brilliant. Well worth a standing order of £24.99 a month. Please remember to always call him Psychic Terry Strange though, he threatened to hit me once for calling him 'just' Terry Strange" - K Bolivar, Whitley Bay

*G Hopper, Terry Strange Fan Club, St Helens Branch

HURRY! Free Online Readings by Psychic Terry Strange Is A Limited Offer

Psychic Terry Strange, Take A Break magazine's 18th most popular celebrity psychic, whose famous clients include Torvill & Dean, the Chuckle Brothers, June Whitfield's sister-in-law, the late Sir Winston Churchill and the late Michael Jackson is VERY PLEASED to announce that he is starting up his ONLINE PSYCHIC READINGS again, so that YOU, the general public can be put in touch with the WORLD OF THE SPIRIT by Terry and his Spirit Guide, 18th century pirate Garry.

Merely by sending an email to terrystrange777@gmail.com Terry and Garry will swirl around the spiritual world of the afterlife and deliver to you messages from dead celebrities and your own dead relatives once they get in touch.

Terry Strange has developed many amazing psychic powers which have confounded skeptics and cynics and scientists alike, as well as bringing joy to the readers of Take A Break, Heat and many TV pullout sections of tabloid newspapers.

Terry asks that to put yourself in contact with the World Of Spirit you first touch your own fingerprint to the amazing psychically-charged fingerprint below, which thru the Serpent Magick of Atlantis Terry has imbued with massive amounts of spiritual energy:

Terry says you must then CONCENTRATE, CONCENTRATE, CONCENTRATE on the World Of The Spirit.

Now you have reached this heightened state of psychic awareness copy and paste and fill out the following into an email and send it to Terry.

Please ensure you complete ALL of the form, Psychic Terry Strange regrets he will be unable to engage his Spirit Guide Garry if all the information is not present.

 

 

Your name:

Your age:

Your address:

The names of anyone who has passed away who you wish to get in contact with:

 

The names of any celebrities you really like *preferably dead* EG Princess Diana, Charlie Chaplin, Hitler, that type of thing - what do you want to ask them, or know about them:

 

Any questions you would like the World Of Spirit to specifically answer EG Is there a Heaven, did Grandad Bob suffer before he died etc:

 

Then send this on and the World Of Spirit will contact Terry Strange and you will receive a reply in 3-5 working days!!

*THIS INITIAL PSYCHIC CONSULTATION IS FREE!*

Brenda Phillips, Terry Strange Psychic & Paranormal Industries

Please note - no timewasters please, or deranged Strangie stalkers who are 'in love' with Terry

Please Be Patient Friends!!

Hi everyone, Psychic Terry Strange has the following message for you all

"Please be patient friends!

Many of you had the great fortune to meet me on my recent TSOTS (Terry Strange On Tour Secretly) expedition and I was very glad to give you the knowledge I have gained from my bloodline, descended as I am from the Royal Family Of Atlantis. Indeed my great-grand-mother back in the mists of time was Cleito, as revealed to me in dread aurric trance by my Spirit Guide Garry.

I have been called back by my ancestors to dwell with them in the astral plane for a while, so the amazing wisdom I am imparting to you via my Free Online Reading may take up to 3-5 working days.

There will be a follow up to TSOTS soon - PTSOTS - join my email list with the word 'PTSOTS' for dates and news. Now I go off to commune with the Great Ones in the Afterworld!

Psychic Terry Strange"

Past Lives

Psychic Terry Strange's spiritual gifts are many. Probably numbering into over a hundred, easily.
One of them is being able to direct his Spirit Guide Garry to view the past (and future) lives of people. Terry explains "What happens to people in the past and the future can affect what happens to them now. All of us have an eternal soul, made by God in a huge factory in the suburbs of Heaven. We also have past and future lives. Our soul may look slightly different. For instance in the following reading Mrs Smith was a whelk. At this point her soul looked like a whelk, but with her current human face. Anyway it will all make sense, read on"

Edna Smith, 54,  of Leeds emailed Psychic Terry Strange:

"Dear Psychic Terry Strange
I am a big fan of yours although not as obsessive about you as some of your 'Strangies'. I love walking on the beach but am scared of the sea. Is this something to do with a past life? Can you help?"

Psychic Terry Strange replies

"Dear Edna
Yes, your fear of the sea is rooted in your past and future. I sent Garry on a trip into the spiritual timestream and this is what he found.

In the 9th century you were a whelk named Simon, living a lovely life in the rock pools in Cornwall. You had a great old time sunbathing, splashing about in the sea and hanging around the shore with your whelk mates. This explains why you are good at making friends but only have a few real close friends. Sadly one day you were squelching along in the sea when a brutal seagull ate you.

In the 13th century you were a monk called Ken, living in a monastery in Cardiff. You loved to spend time reflecting on God down by the sea. One day your Bible fell into the water and you were beaten by the head of the monastery. This explains why, in this life, sometimes you like to walk on the beach but are scared of the sea. When the sun is out and its hot you like an ice cream.

In the 25th century you are a robot called Zarkon 23-X living on the moon. You mine minerals in the Sea Of Tranquility but meet a nasty end when a spaceship from Alpha Centauri blows you up in a galactic war. This explains why you are sometimes nervous meeting new people"

Psychic Terry Strange

Psychic Terry's FREE Psychic Reading

Yes its entirely free and already the requests are whizzing into Terry's inbox!!

However please note Psychic Terry Strange is unable to answer requests from people who are NOT in the UK at this present time, this is due to unusual psychic vibrations in the astral plane because of the current volatile situation in the Middle East.

This free reading is for UK readers only at present as stated,
I am very sorry about this but Garry, Terry's spirit guide and deceased pirate says 'he is proper not feeling it in the States at present, la, you get me?'

Brenda Phillips, Terry's manager

*Please note - Not the noted scientist and atheist Richard Dawkins, this photo was taken by head of the Skeptics Society Of Warrington, Richard 'Dickie' Dawkins

Psychic Terry Strange's Recommended Reading

"What else can I say? Obviously I am a far more gifted psychic than either of these two but they are my dear friends* and I want to support the work they do, I advise you to settle yourself down with a good mug of tea and dig in! Or levitate while doing transcendental aurric meditation if you're a true psychic genius like me"
-Psychic Terry Strange, Liverpool, 2012

*See disclaimers on blog

Psychic Terry Strange Defends Psychic Sally Morgan

Photo Above: The beautiful and talented Psychic Sally Morgan

Brenda Phillips interviewed Psychic Terry Strange and writes:

"There has been a lot of bad press about psychics recently and Terry is concerned that giants of the Spirit world such as Derek Acorah, Joe Power and Psychic Sally Morgan are being targeted by skeptics, cynics and, well, frankly, bastards.

Terry confirms that his Spirit Guide Garry, the spectre of a deceased 18th century pirate, often meets with Psychic Sally's Spirit Guide Dodger, the spectre of a deceased 16th century water vole, who has developed the amazing powers of a Spirit Guide in the afterlife. Therefore, via Garry and Dodger Terry Strange knows a lot about Sally.

For instance Morgan alleges that she had her first psychic experiences aged nine months, and saw her first ghost aged 4. Later, she turned what she saw as a psychic talent into a career as a professional medium. Terry Strange confirms he had his first psychic experience aged eight months when he caught the ghost of Garry, his Scouse Pirate Spirit Guide pissing in his toy box. Or spiritually pissing or whatever it is ghosts do the equivalent of. This was also his first ghost sighting, beating Psychic Sally's claim by a good three years 5 months or thereabouts. Not that he's counting but technically this shows Terry probably has much greater powers.

However the main controversy about Psychic Sally which Terry Strange (Psychic) wants to address is this:

During a show in Dublin, Ireland in September 2011, Sally Morgan was accused of receiving information about her audience members from an offstage confederate, which she then repeated in her "psychic readings". Following a show at the Grand Canal Theatre, several callers to radio network RTE reported that they had overheard a male voice relaying information to Sally from the control room at the rear of the theatre. A caller said, "The first half of the show went really well but when the second half started we could clearly hear a man's voice coming from the window behind us. Everything he said, the psychic would say 10 seconds later. It was as if she was having the information relayed to her." Sally Morgan responded to The Guardian's report on her web site denying the involvement of all Grand Canal Theatre employees and stating that her head microphone was a one-way device.

Terry Strange can now reveal that Psychic Sally was definitely NOT receiving information through a head microphone. This is LIES, EVIL LIES put around by scumwads who want to destroy the good reputation of Psychic Sally for their own twisted ends.

Terry Strange KNOWS that Sally's talent is genuine because ON THE NIGHT IN QUESTION HER SPIRIT GUIDE DODGER HAD SPIRIT FLU AND COULD NOT RELAY MESSAGES FROM THE AFTERLIFE WITH HIS USUAL CHIRPY SQUEAKS AND SNUFFLES. INSTEAD TERRY STRANGE LOANED GARRY, HIS OWN SPIRIT GUIDE, TO SALLY FOR THE NIGHT!!!

THIS IS A FACT!

LEAVE HER ALONE YOU CYNICAL SHITEHAWKS

PEACE AND LOVE

TERRY STRANGE"

The Day David Blaine Slept On Terry's Inflateable Bed In The Spare Room

Terry has completed five renditions of the new Michael Jackson album to excited fans today, including one to that bloke off Britains Got Talent or the X-Factor or whatever national karaoke contest it was. That chap who dressed like Michael Jackson and sang really badly and sulked a lot anyway. Terry was sure it was him as the person on the other end of the phone just wept and kept saying 'Michael I love you' all the way through 'Blame It On Bubbles'. Anyway, a good first day however Terry says being possessed by Michael has really worn him out and Michael Jackson is also exhausted in the spirit world although he is in a better condition than Terry! Or not, if you consider that he is, well, dead.

Terry will re-open the renditions next week so get your requests in as there are already 100 people on the list (a good mix of old time hardcore Strangies and new Michael Jackson fans Terry thinks!)
Terry will be singing in either telephone meetings or in 121 meetings in the conservatory.

He is having a well-earned lie down now in the spare room, which reminded me of the time back in 1998 when he had a telephone call from none other than David Blaine who got in touch to say he had felt the psychic vibrations from Terry on the aeroplane over from America and was straight on his way to Liverpool! Terry and the young David ended up at the pub and after a few shandies David ended up staying on our inflateable bed, worse for wear, the big saft wuss!! David is still great friends with Terry and they buy each other a thimble every time they visit a new town. It was Terry that David turned to when he did his 'frozen in a block of ice for 3 months' trick. Terry suggested he wore 'good thick socks'.

Brenda Phillips
Terry's Manager

Are YOU Very Terry?? Strangies Unite!!

"We Are!"

(The Birkenhead Massive - Terry Strange Fan Club, 2011)

Terry Strange is, without question, the number eighteen psychic in the UK, bridging the gap between the niche cult shows to mainstream talk shows which rely on personality and the ability to capture the imagination with a star covered cape, a viking helmet and eyes which radiate psychic charm, and, more importantly, hypnotism.

Terry Strange is an intensely private person except when doing large displays of mediumship and/or group transcendental aura massage. This arcane knowledge was passed to Terry by his spirit guide Garry, who in a previous life (eg before being a Merseyside pirate who was wrongly hanged) was a Serpent King from the lost city of Atlantis called Zapalapalulu.

Terry has adapted Garry's teachings for the 21st century and now has his own unique religion, the Church Of Spiritual-ology, combining disciplines and knowledge from a wide variety of sources including Scientology, Christianity, Kung-fu and the once-forgotten Serpent Magick of Atlantis.

Terry's fans are legion and call themselves 'Strangies'. If you are 'Very Terry' leave a comment below!

Brenda Phillips
Manager Of Terry Strange

PS Because Terry has been inundated with requests for renditions of Michael Jackson's new album 'Afterlife', I have arranged to open the phone line for private sittings between 10.30 am and 12 noon tomorrow, the 10th July. Terry will contact you in due course, please have your credit cards ready. Terry regrets you are not allowed to record what you hear due to copyright reasons, and if you do, Terry says your house will be infested with a poltergeist before you can say 'I'm Very Terry'

Michael Jackson's New Album "Afterlife" Revealed by Celebrity Psychic Terry Strange

Brenda Phillips, manager and partner of Terry Strange, voted 18th most popular celebrity Psychic by the UK's Take A Break magazine* is honoured to confirm that late superstar Michael Jackson is close to completing his new album "Afterlife"

Boasting a line-up which includes Jimi Hendrix on guitar, Keith Moon on drums, Roman centurion Pontifus Maximus on harp and Donna Summer on backing vocals "Afterlife" should prove to be a real "Thriller" according to Terry!

Over to Terry:

"Some skeptics have questioned my relationship with the late Michael Jackson but he is a dear friend. If it hadn't been for me my Spirit Guide Garry has confirmed that Michael would have puked ectoplasm all over Derek Acorah rather than answer questions on his TV Seance which was voted the Worst Program on TV in 2009, unfairly in my opinion. Michael has such a big heart and so much love to give that he truly wants his fans to keep hearing his music even though his body and vocal chords are no longer with us in the 'real world'. Mikey has put together a brilliant band of the undead to accompany him and he says the Roman Centurion Pontifus Maximus is a real find, even though he has been dead for nearly 2000 years! Mikey just wishes that Phil Collins was dead so he could play drums for him! Apparently Keith Moon is so loud on drums that Jesus Himself had to ask them to turn the noise down at rehearsals!"

Terry explains how fans can hear the new album:

"As Michael is a ghost it is quite a challenge to get the album recorded. I tried leaving a tape recording overnight in a quiet cellar while Mikey and his band played but even after playing the tape, rewinding it, changing the volume, playing it backwards etc. for about 2 weeks there was nothing on there you could call, well, anything resembling music really. Mikey and I were very disappointed. I felt the warm feeling as Mikey entered my psychic aurra (meaning he had made contact) and only caught a sad, forlorn "Eeeee-heeeee" to know how upset Mikey was.

So, what we have agreed is for the small sum of £100 (or $175) fans can email me to set up a meeting. During the meeting (or phone call) Michael will possess me and I will sing the whole new album to them, possessed by the spirit of Michael Jackson. I am astonished how similar my voice has become compared to Michael's now he has passed on. He really does sound like a 50 year old man from Liverpool! It is uncanny! So all you Strangies or MJ fans - GET IN TOUCH!'

Terry confirms the tracklisting:

1. Don't Stop Til You're Dead Enough

Michael's little joke - a haunting ballad

2. Flake Advert

Michael's cover version of that song with the gorilla playing the drums**

3. Blame It On Bubbles

A humourous song about Michael being unable to find his trousers when entertaining a group of teenage boys at Graceland, then finding out his cheeky chimp has hidden them!

4. Save The Earth Song (Make It A Better Place)

Michael says he's not that bothered about Earth now he's dead after all

5. Strange Song

Michael felt I needed my own song after all the help I've given him since he died - really touching this one

6. Wanna Be Thrilling And Rocking With You Billy Jean

A party starter medley for the Michael Jackson fans out there!

So there you have it!!

Terry's STRANGIE update

Many fans of Terry Strange have started to call themselves 'Strangies' and are wearing home-made T-shirts with slogans such as 'I'm Very Terry' or 'I'm In Psychic Range Of Terry Strange' - while Terry loves your devotion, gifts and money (mostly money) he would like to confirm the name Terry Strange is copyrighted. He has also issued 'takedown notices' to Youtube and to a number of Fansites regarding his images, live recordings of his seances and those people manufacturing and selling bootleg Terry Strange badges, scarves, CDs and DVDs on Ebay.

Terry's Price List Update

Please contact Terry directly by email for prices in sterling, dollars and euros

Terry's current range of services include:

Transcendental Aura Massage

Seances

Terrot Card readings

(like traditional Tarot cards but with a 'Terry Twist')

Medium Schooling

Laying On Of Hands

Morphic Field Readings

Terry's Journey Into The Unknown

(annual cruise Liverpool - Gateshead, return included)

NEW Michael Jackson 'Afterlife' album recital!

NEW Healing Hands Of Terry Strange

NEW Terry's Strange Tours Of Liverpool

NEW The Man Who Has Fights With Dead People - Exorcism and Ghost-hunting the Terry Strange Way

*The Take A Break article detailed positions 1-17, Terry has it on good authority from the hack who wrote it that it would've been him at #18, however they had to replace his page with an article about a dog that could juggle

**Terry understands this is called 'In The Air Tonight' by Phil Collins and has since bought the CD, and a four pack of Flakes. The power of advertising!!