I am now launching my amazing 'Past Lives' service where for £45 I will delve into the many layers of the mysterious afterworld and let you know your past lives!
Here's one I did this week:
Dear Psychic Terry Strange
I am very fond of travelling and love to boast to my mates about all of the places I have
been to in the world to the point where they use their mobile phones to go onto bingo websit...es
rather than hear me droning on about Thailand or Corfu again. Does my love of travelling come
from a past life?
Maggie, 32, County Durham
My reply:
Dear Maggie
Swirling through the mists of time I see that in a past life you were a whore in the
East End of London, the most travelling you did was to the street corner. This is in the
18th century and by the time you were 24 you were dead of syphilis. You must be very proud.
Heading back even further I see you as a limpet called Nigel in a rock pool in Dorset.
It is the 15th century. The brief bit of travelling you do is down the digestive tract
of a seagull on a stormy November morning.
Thanks and best wishes
Here's one I did this week:
Dear Psychic Terry Strange
I am very fond of travelling and love to boast to my mates about all of the places I have
been to in the world to the point where they use their mobile phones to go onto bingo websit...es
rather than hear me droning on about Thailand or Corfu again. Does my love of travelling come
from a past life?
Maggie, 32, County Durham
My reply:
Dear Maggie
Swirling through the mists of time I see that in a past life you were a whore in the
East End of London, the most travelling you did was to the street corner. This is in the
18th century and by the time you were 24 you were dead of syphilis. You must be very proud.
Heading back even further I see you as a limpet called Nigel in a rock pool in Dorset.
It is the 15th century. The brief bit of travelling you do is down the digestive tract
of a seagull on a stormy November morning.
Thanks and best wishes
Psychic Terry Strange
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