Monday 22 April 2013
New services now available from PTS Entertainment
I am now launching my amazing 'Past Lives' service where for £45 I will delve into the many layers of the mysterious afterworld and let you know your past lives!
Here's one I did this week:
Dear Psychic Terry Strange
I am very fond of travelling and love to boast to my mates about all of the places I have
been to in the world to the point where they use their mobile phones to go onto bingo websit...es
rather than hear me droning on about Thailand or Corfu again. Does my love of travelling come
from a past life?
Maggie, 32, County Durham
My reply:
Dear Maggie
Swirling through the mists of time I see that in a past life you were a whore in the
East End of London, the most travelling you did was to the street corner. This is in the
18th century and by the time you were 24 you were dead of syphilis. You must be very proud.
Heading back even further I see you as a limpet called Nigel in a rock pool in Dorset.
It is the 15th century. The brief bit of travelling you do is down the digestive tract
of a seagull on a stormy November morning.
Thanks and best wishes
Here's one I did this week:
Dear Psychic Terry Strange
I am very fond of travelling and love to boast to my mates about all of the places I have
been to in the world to the point where they use their mobile phones to go onto bingo websit...es
rather than hear me droning on about Thailand or Corfu again. Does my love of travelling come
from a past life?
Maggie, 32, County Durham
My reply:
Dear Maggie
Swirling through the mists of time I see that in a past life you were a whore in the
East End of London, the most travelling you did was to the street corner. This is in the
18th century and by the time you were 24 you were dead of syphilis. You must be very proud.
Heading back even further I see you as a limpet called Nigel in a rock pool in Dorset.
It is the 15th century. The brief bit of travelling you do is down the digestive tract
of a seagull on a stormy November morning.
Thanks and best wishes
Psychic Terry Strange
Tuesday 5 March 2013
Remembering Brenda
Alright Strangies
Psychic Tezza here, as you know my admin assistant Brenda Phillips recently passed away when
three brand new combine harvesters fell on top of her at a factory in Slough. Terrible
business, but she is still with us in the afterlife and running my operation. However now
she's in spirit I don't have to pay her either. Win win!
This means the admin charge of £39.99 still stands for my amazing FREE PSYCHIC READING
but there is now an additional £15.99 handling charge as Navdeep and Emma are still not up
to speed in the admin stakes. Sorry about that, blame Brenda! Ha ha!
So what else have I been up to?
I attended a meeting of Chat It's Fate magazine's top psychics and advised on making Angel
Shrines and then I travelled to Birkenhead to exorcise a mobile phone possessed by the
evil spirit of Myra Hindley.
In February I was employed by Robbie Williams to look into the past life of his aunt's cat
in Hanley and once more I was giving psychic advice, this time to Take A Break magazine's
'what does my dream' mean column (they pretend its some bird writing it, but actually
its me)
Then I saw BT Telecom about setting up my own Psychic Chat Line (£3.85 per minute) which should be
all go very soon!
Take Care loves
Psychic Terry Strange
PS I am flying to LA next week to spend some time with my son Zack and to meet Sylvia Browne for drinks and nibbles at her ranch
Psychic Tezza here, as you know my admin assistant Brenda Phillips recently passed away when
three brand new combine harvesters fell on top of her at a factory in Slough. Terrible
business, but she is still with us in the afterlife and running my operation. However now
she's in spirit I don't have to pay her either. Win win!
This means the admin charge of £39.99 still stands for my amazing FREE PSYCHIC READING
but there is now an additional £15.99 handling charge as Navdeep and Emma are still not up
to speed in the admin stakes. Sorry about that, blame Brenda! Ha ha!
So what else have I been up to?
I attended a meeting of Chat It's Fate magazine's top psychics and advised on making Angel
Shrines and then I travelled to Birkenhead to exorcise a mobile phone possessed by the
evil spirit of Myra Hindley.
In February I was employed by Robbie Williams to look into the past life of his aunt's cat
in Hanley and once more I was giving psychic advice, this time to Take A Break magazine's
'what does my dream' mean column (they pretend its some bird writing it, but actually
its me)
Then I saw BT Telecom about setting up my own Psychic Chat Line (£3.85 per minute) which should be
all go very soon!
Take Care loves
Psychic Terry Strange
PS I am flying to LA next week to spend some time with my son Zack and to meet Sylvia Browne for drinks and nibbles at her ranch
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