Monday, 22 April 2013
New services now available from PTS Entertainment
I am now launching my amazing 'Past Lives' service where for £45 I will delve into the many layers of the mysterious afterworld and let you know your past lives!
Here's one I did this week:
Dear Psychic Terry Strange
I am very fond of travelling and love to boast to my mates about all of the places I have
been to in the world to the point where they use their mobile phones to go onto bingo websit...es
rather than hear me droning on about Thailand or Corfu again. Does my love of travelling come
from a past life?
Maggie, 32, County Durham
My reply:
Dear Maggie
Swirling through the mists of time I see that in a past life you were a whore in the
East End of London, the most travelling you did was to the street corner. This is in the
18th century and by the time you were 24 you were dead of syphilis. You must be very proud.
Heading back even further I see you as a limpet called Nigel in a rock pool in Dorset.
It is the 15th century. The brief bit of travelling you do is down the digestive tract
of a seagull on a stormy November morning.
Thanks and best wishes
Here's one I did this week:
Dear Psychic Terry Strange
I am very fond of travelling and love to boast to my mates about all of the places I have
been to in the world to the point where they use their mobile phones to go onto bingo websit...es
rather than hear me droning on about Thailand or Corfu again. Does my love of travelling come
from a past life?
Maggie, 32, County Durham
My reply:
Dear Maggie
Swirling through the mists of time I see that in a past life you were a whore in the
East End of London, the most travelling you did was to the street corner. This is in the
18th century and by the time you were 24 you were dead of syphilis. You must be very proud.
Heading back even further I see you as a limpet called Nigel in a rock pool in Dorset.
It is the 15th century. The brief bit of travelling you do is down the digestive tract
of a seagull on a stormy November morning.
Thanks and best wishes
Psychic Terry Strange
Tuesday, 5 March 2013
Remembering Brenda
Alright Strangies
Psychic Tezza here, as you know my admin assistant Brenda Phillips recently passed away when
three brand new combine harvesters fell on top of her at a factory in Slough. Terrible
business, but she is still with us in the afterlife and running my operation. However now
she's in spirit I don't have to pay her either. Win win!
This means the admin charge of £39.99 still stands for my amazing FREE PSYCHIC READING
but there is now an additional £15.99 handling charge as Navdeep and Emma are still not up
to speed in the admin stakes. Sorry about that, blame Brenda! Ha ha!
So what else have I been up to?
I attended a meeting of Chat It's Fate magazine's top psychics and advised on making Angel
Shrines and then I travelled to Birkenhead to exorcise a mobile phone possessed by the
evil spirit of Myra Hindley.
In February I was employed by Robbie Williams to look into the past life of his aunt's cat
in Hanley and once more I was giving psychic advice, this time to Take A Break magazine's
'what does my dream' mean column (they pretend its some bird writing it, but actually
its me)
Then I saw BT Telecom about setting up my own Psychic Chat Line (£3.85 per minute) which should be
all go very soon!
Take Care loves
Psychic Terry Strange
PS I am flying to LA next week to spend some time with my son Zack and to meet Sylvia Browne for drinks and nibbles at her ranch
Psychic Tezza here, as you know my admin assistant Brenda Phillips recently passed away when
three brand new combine harvesters fell on top of her at a factory in Slough. Terrible
business, but she is still with us in the afterlife and running my operation. However now
she's in spirit I don't have to pay her either. Win win!
This means the admin charge of £39.99 still stands for my amazing FREE PSYCHIC READING
but there is now an additional £15.99 handling charge as Navdeep and Emma are still not up
to speed in the admin stakes. Sorry about that, blame Brenda! Ha ha!
So what else have I been up to?
I attended a meeting of Chat It's Fate magazine's top psychics and advised on making Angel
Shrines and then I travelled to Birkenhead to exorcise a mobile phone possessed by the
evil spirit of Myra Hindley.
In February I was employed by Robbie Williams to look into the past life of his aunt's cat
in Hanley and once more I was giving psychic advice, this time to Take A Break magazine's
'what does my dream' mean column (they pretend its some bird writing it, but actually
its me)
Then I saw BT Telecom about setting up my own Psychic Chat Line (£3.85 per minute) which should be
all go very soon!
Take Care loves
Psychic Terry Strange
PS I am flying to LA next week to spend some time with my son Zack and to meet Sylvia Browne for drinks and nibbles at her ranch
Thursday, 29 November 2012
Psychic Terry Strange Christmas Gift Sets
"Hi everyone
Brenda Phillips here, head of Psychic Terry Strange Administration and Marketing
Due to popular demand from 'Strangies' - Psychic Terry Strange's mega fan base, Psychic Terry Strange is making available exclusive Christmas Gift Sets - no pictures are available at the moment as they are still being assembled in a sweat shop in Bootle.
These EXCLUSIVE packages feature:
*Psychic Terry Strange Amulet Of Power - feel the cosmic vibes of celestial energy flow through your chakras in this amazing medallion of Atlantis Power
*Signed photo of Psychic Terry Strange
*Amazing 'My Bigfoot Travels' pamphlet featuring an amazing summary of Psychic Terry Strange's autumn expedition to the USA
*Psychic Terry Strange's Rod Of Ra - modelled on the ancient Egyptian God's stunning Staff Of The Gods this may look like a common or garden magic wand but it is blessed by ancient forces via the telepathic crystal carried by Psychic Terry Strange to bring luck, wisdom and good fortune in 2013
*Holy water bottle from a shrine blessed by Garry, Psychic Terry Strange's Spirit Guide in Birkenhead
---This amazing offer is £20.99 per set TODAY ONLY as an exclusive for Psychic Terry Strange's biggest and best fans! email terrystrange777@gmail.com - only 5 sets per customer, sorry!
----From tomorrow the price increases to £49.99 so order now!
Brenda"
Brenda Phillips here, head of Psychic Terry Strange Administration and Marketing
Due to popular demand from 'Strangies' - Psychic Terry Strange's mega fan base, Psychic Terry Strange is making available exclusive Christmas Gift Sets - no pictures are available at the moment as they are still being assembled in a sweat shop in Bootle.
These EXCLUSIVE packages feature:
*Psychic Terry Strange Amulet Of Power - feel the cosmic vibes of celestial energy flow through your chakras in this amazing medallion of Atlantis Power
*Signed photo of Psychic Terry Strange
*Amazing 'My Bigfoot Travels' pamphlet featuring an amazing summary of Psychic Terry Strange's autumn expedition to the USA
*Psychic Terry Strange's Rod Of Ra - modelled on the ancient Egyptian God's stunning Staff Of The Gods this may look like a common or garden magic wand but it is blessed by ancient forces via the telepathic crystal carried by Psychic Terry Strange to bring luck, wisdom and good fortune in 2013
*Holy water bottle from a shrine blessed by Garry, Psychic Terry Strange's Spirit Guide in Birkenhead
---This amazing offer is £20.99 per set TODAY ONLY as an exclusive for Psychic Terry Strange's biggest and best fans! email terrystrange777@gmail.com - only 5 sets per customer, sorry!
----From tomorrow the price increases to £49.99 so order now!
Brenda"
Friday, 9 November 2012
HE'S BACK!!!
"Hi all,
Thanks for all of your support and campaigning.
Psychic Terry Strange is now back from London at his luxurious barn conversion in Liverpool.
MI5 have confirmed he was not trying to smuggle secret information from the USA after his Bigfoot investigation and that his psychic abilities are real and true.
He has a document to prove it.
Psychic Terry Strange will now use the weekend to replenish his psychic shields and commune with the universe before the course starts in Birkenhead on Monday.
There is a backlog on Free Online Psychic Readings and Psychic Terry Strange has agreed a generous refund of £4.99 for all admin fees charged since Monday."
SEE YOU IN BIRKENHEAD
Brenda Phillips
Sunday, 4 November 2012
Psychic Terry Strange news
Hi all
Brenda Phillips again
Psychic Terry Strange called me from London, he is confident he will be back in Liverpool by next Wednesday
He says this explains the agitation his Spirit Guides had before the USA trip
MI5 have been asking him further questions about his trip to Area 51, his UFO visit and his psychic interractions with Bigfoot - Psychic Terry is convinced this is a CIA set up 'with some pagan witches involved at government level'
Psychic readings will continue after his release
Please keep sending emails and letters of support! terrystrange777@gmail.com
Brenda
Here are some messages for Psychic Terry he's received, thanks! :
"Don't let the bastards grind you down our Psychic Tezza" - Maureen Grichbold, Birkenhead
"The government is no friend of the 'Pool Tez, you show 'em, the fascist tory twats" - Arthur Dennis, Bootle
"Your powers are amazing Terry mate, its no wonder MI5 are scared of you" - Florence Merton, Ormskirk
Brenda Phillips again
Psychic Terry Strange called me from London, he is confident he will be back in Liverpool by next Wednesday
He says this explains the agitation his Spirit Guides had before the USA trip
MI5 have been asking him further questions about his trip to Area 51, his UFO visit and his psychic interractions with Bigfoot - Psychic Terry is convinced this is a CIA set up 'with some pagan witches involved at government level'
Psychic readings will continue after his release
Please keep sending emails and letters of support! terrystrange777@gmail.com
Brenda
Here are some messages for Psychic Terry he's received, thanks! :
"Don't let the bastards grind you down our Psychic Tezza" - Maureen Grichbold, Birkenhead
"The government is no friend of the 'Pool Tez, you show 'em, the fascist tory twats" - Arthur Dennis, Bootle
"Your powers are amazing Terry mate, its no wonder MI5 are scared of you" - Florence Merton, Ormskirk
Wednesday, 31 October 2012
VERY VERY IMPORTANT ATLANTEAN COSMIC ENERGY MAXIMISATION COURSE/BIGFOOT EXPEDITION NEWS
Hello
Brenda Phillips here
For those of you who didn't follow Psychic Terry Strange's expedition to the USA during October I can confirm that he found some major scientific evidence about Bigfoot while there, as well as experiencing some startling supernatural events connected to the trip.
While in Alaska on the second leg of the expedition Psychic Terry Strange's team were arrested by a group of men they believe were from the CIA. The majority of their evidence was confiscated and Psychic Terry Strange was asked to return to the UK immediately.
He did so and returned to Liverpool in time to avoid Hurricane Sandy, which he would've encountered had he stayed there. Garry, his spirit guide, also foresaw the storm and its effects but Psychic Terry Strange was under instructions not to discuss a great deal of his paranormal experiences or findings.
He was very excited about his
Brenda Phillips here
For those of you who didn't follow Psychic Terry Strange's expedition to the USA during October I can confirm that he found some major scientific evidence about Bigfoot while there, as well as experiencing some startling supernatural events connected to the trip.
While in Alaska on the second leg of the expedition Psychic Terry Strange's team were arrested by a group of men they believe were from the CIA. The majority of their evidence was confiscated and Psychic Terry Strange was asked to return to the UK immediately.
He did so and returned to Liverpool in time to avoid Hurricane Sandy, which he would've encountered had he stayed there. Garry, his spirit guide, also foresaw the storm and its effects but Psychic Terry Strange was under instructions not to discuss a great deal of his paranormal experiences or findings.
He was very excited about his
ATLANTEAN COSMIC ENERGY MAXIMISATION COURSE
being held at secret, exclusive venues in both Birkenhead and Warrington due to begin on Monday 5th November.
However Her Majesty's secret service have now taken Psychic Terry Strange away for further interviews so the course has now been postponed.
I am very sorry but at present he cannot carry out any psychic readings, contribute anonymously to Take A Break or Chat It's Fate's psychic pages or attend the many psychic fairs he's been invited to until the whole situation is sorted out and his claim to be the first person to have ridden in a UFO with Bigfoot and see Bigfoot's crystal box full of poltergeist weapons be scientifically verified.
Brenda Phillips
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